| Political Ambition- What does it take to win in the Philippines? | for everyone |
So do you have what it takes to win an election in the Philippines? This crazy, disorderly circus and parade of promises. Time and time again our countrymen have selected on the basis of popularity over substance, just like we choose over branded imported stuff without giving our good local stuff a chance. So if you want to to run and do the county good, be wary- you have to me a Machiavellian philosopher believing the end justifies the means. If I were to run I will first seek to be a comedian then when elected impose my spartan discipline. Interested? If so read along and I hope you gain something from my little tips.
1. KISS- Keep it Simple Stupid, remember most of your audience want a simple warcry that is easily understood and concrete. While development is not really as easy as elementary math your message should. Keep it plainly said, saying that I believe if Erap was not a convicted plunderer, he would have won over NoyNoy because the slogan "Kung may Erap, May Gin ginhawa" has more appeal.
1. KISS- Keep it Simple Stupid, remember most of your audience want a simple warcry that is easily understood and concrete. While development is not really as easy as elementary math your message should. Keep it plainly said, saying that I believe if Erap was not a convicted plunderer, he would have won over NoyNoy because the slogan "Kung may Erap, May Gin ginhawa" has more appeal.
2. Appeal to the Immidiate conveniences of the people. Binay offered free stuff. Free education, free hospitalization, free movies to the senior citizens. Litereally free everything to the Poor, not mentioning the fact that Makati is rich and could afford that its central business district was developed by the Ayalas in the 80's.
3. Prepare to give free stuff
In here free goes a long way, when you give free stuff; people expect your generosity all the way until you are seated in the position. Project a robin hood image
4. Prepare to give a show
Get a lineup of trusted people in showbiz, the more the merrier! If you plan to get Kris Aquino, make sure you deport her to the US before you assume your position. Talk show hosts are more authentic endorsers because people trust them for being "unbiased". When getting star power avoid oversexy stars and settle for the popular and well loved beauty queens.
No plastic endorsements please. At least make it appear that they volunteered to be part of your entourage.
5. Be a Catholic Crusader of democracy
The separation of church and state does not exist here. No sir!!! Moreover, get the blessing of the other religious systems and even cults. Hallelujah!
6. Plan many years ahead!
Planning for your campaign is a tremendous challenge in many aspects, financially, mentally and emotionally. What matters is the end point where winning means being able to enact your policies that will benefit our nation. Prepare to lie in the name of good, the way that an adult would have to resort to higher authority to discipline the child. Good luck.
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